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Post by Toot on 12/01/12, 08:36 am

Welfare Check



A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent! We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL550 and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, your meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have to, as part of your job assignment, satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed by now said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."


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Re: this one is also funny

Post by Audi on 12/01/12, 08:44 am

hehehe...
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Post by BarberJohn on 13/01/12, 10:53 pm

LMAO! That's great.

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Post by SCbarber on 17/01/12, 04:21 pm

Very funny TOOT! Heard that a long time ago but forgot all about it, thanks for the post!
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