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A few short ones

Post by Toot on 14/02/12, 09:25 am

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

hahahaha


America needs Obama-care like

Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

hahahaha


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'

new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like

and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

hahahaha


Q: What does Barack Obama

call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

hahahaha


Q: What's the difference between

Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,

and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

hahahahaha


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat

in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,

who would be saved?

A: America !

hahahaha


Q: What's the difference between

Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

hahahahaha


Q: What was the most positive result of

the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper

stickers off the road.

hahahahaha





Toot

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Re: A few short ones

Post by SCbarber on 14/02/12, 09:34 am

Toot, was that your x before you starting dating Tammi? I'm confused. lol!
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Re: A few short ones

Post by Toot on 14/02/12, 09:58 am

boy.. That one hurts, SC...

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Re: A few short ones

Post by SCbarber on 14/02/12, 11:08 am

sorry
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Re: A few short ones

Post by Audi on 14/02/12, 11:19 am

twant me Oh no... not me

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Re: A few short ones

Post by Blade on 14/02/12, 03:50 pm

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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Re: A few short ones

Post by Blade on 14/02/12, 03:53 pm

What do golf and Florida elections have in common? Low score wins.
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Re: A few short ones

Post by Blade on 14/02/12, 03:56 pm

3 Sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the people they recently have eaten. The first one says: I swallowed the Ayatollah yesterday, but the guy had eaten so much garlic I still feel sick. The second shark says: That's nothing pal! I swallowed Boris Jelzin last week and the old guy had so much vodka in him that I'm still drunk. The 3rd shark laughs and said: You lucky guys! I swallowed George W. Bush 3 weeks ago and the guy has so much air in his head, I still can't dive!
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