environmentalist/democrat joke

LOVE A GOOD STORY




A woman from Los Angeles who was a
tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a
piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large
tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good
view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb
the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a
spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid
down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her
crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to
see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a
democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the
splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with
great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining
room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and
waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then
told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
"recreational area" that was so close to a waste treatment
facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you
down!"


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