Blind cowboy
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Blind cowboy
A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finally finds his way to a stool and orders a cup of coffee.
He sips his coffee for a minute or two then
hollers "Hey, anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar falls quiet but then in a husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know something. The bartender
is a blonde girl with a baseball bat and the bouncer is a blonde girl.
Not only that, but I'm a 6-foot, 165-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate and the woman sitting on the other side of you is
blonde and a professional weightlifter. The lady sitting at the
table right behind you is a blonde and she drives a truck.
Now, think about it. Do you really want to tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Toot
He finally finds his way to a stool and orders a cup of coffee.
He sips his coffee for a minute or two then
hollers "Hey, anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar falls quiet but then in a husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know something. The bartender
is a blonde girl with a baseball bat and the bouncer is a blonde girl.
Not only that, but I'm a 6-foot, 165-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate and the woman sitting on the other side of you is
blonde and a professional weightlifter. The lady sitting at the
table right behind you is a blonde and she drives a truck.
Now, think about it. Do you really want to tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Toot
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