Twinkie at the barber shop

One day a man went to the barber shop and brought along his four year-old little girl, who happened to be eating a twinkie. As the man got his hair cut, the little girl played around the barber chair, occasionally playing with the hair clippings on the floor.

The barber said to the little girl, "young lady, you're going to get hair on your twinkie." The girl replied, "Oh, I know. Mom says I'm gonna get boobs, too."