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Post by Dmusr on 23/07/09, 08:36 am

Close Shave

man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
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Re: Close Shave

Post by Audi on 23/07/09, 09:41 am

That's Hilarious!!
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Re: Close Shave

Post by shebarbe on 30/03/11, 08:33 am

I can't wait to share that, maybe during a shave.

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Re: Close Shave

Post by Toot on 13/01/12, 07:50 pm

that should get a prize.

Good one

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Re: Close Shave

Post by BarberJohn on 13/01/12, 10:48 pm

Toot wrote:that should get a prize.

Good one

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