Toot loves this one....

> A Coloradan and a Texan were hunting in the Texas Hill Country when an illegal alien runs across the field.
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> The Texan takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
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> "You can't do that!" cried the Coloradan.
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> "No, no, it's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.
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> Later that night the Coloradan goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door.
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> Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
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> The Coloradan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
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> As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
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> "But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here
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> in Texas!" protests the Coloradan.
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> "Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."


Toot

Think that Coloradan might be from Grand Junction. Toot... you know better than to chum...