Blind cowboy

Go down

Blind cowboy Empty Blind cowboy

Post by Toot on 28/02/12, 10:24 am

A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finally finds his way to a stool and orders a cup of coffee.
He sips his coffee for a minute or two then
hollers "Hey, anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar falls quiet but then in a husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know something. The bartender
is a blonde girl with a baseball bat and the bouncer is a blonde girl.
Not only that, but I'm a 6-foot, 165-pound blonde woman with a black
belt in karate and the woman sitting on the other side of you is
blonde and a professional weightlifter. The lady sitting at the
table right behind you is a blonde and she drives a truck.

Now, think about it. Do you really want to tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Usergroup Mderator, MTB
Usergroup Mderator, MTB

Posts : 389
Points : 4255
Reputation : 12
Age : 59
Join date : 2009-10-22

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Blind cowboy Empty Re: Blind cowboy

Post by Audi on 28/02/12, 10:29 am


Audie, Co-Adminstrator/Founder

Posts : 837
Points : 5011
Reputation : 15
Join date : 2009-07-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Back to top

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum