This one's pretty good too..

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

>> ... For example ... A wife gets home late one night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
>> From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
>> "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom, Did you say‘hello’?”
>>


Toot